Do you like donuts?
It’s that time you’ve all been waiting for!
Don’t roll your eyes at me.
Bring your slow, broken, frozen dead computer to me today! Or tomorrow, I’m flexible.
I have three donuts left. Blueberry cake, jelly, and Boston crème. Get in early enough, one of them is yours. And by early, I mean you have like three minutes before I destroy each one in rapid succession with my face.